Last time on Inanimate Insanity
The eliminated contestants were revealed to have survived the explosion, and planned their great escape, with Lightbulb taking the initiative. MePhone interrupted Pickle and Taco's picnic by starting the elimination, in which Pickle and Apple were in the bottom two, but Marshmallow fans made Apple get the boot, who landed in the empty Idiotic Island since the eliminated contestants had escaped. Salt messed it all up by going after OJ. She interrupted the "MePhone Says" challenge by freaking OJ out, alerting MePhone of the escape attempt.
Despite the fact that Pickle was busy helping Taco find more lemons after she ran out, they inadvertably both captured the most eliminated contestants and MePhone gave them immunity. So now that the horrible, horrendous, hideous hiatus is finally over, I bet you can't wait until the recap is over so that the person who is eliminated will finally be revealed. Unless you counted the votes. Then you already know. And that's what you missed on Inanimate Insanity.
Paper: Oh, OJ, it's just so upsetting.
Paper: I'm up for elimination!
Paper: It's just so... tragic! I mean, how could anyone vote me out over Bow?
Paper: Ugh! Could you quit complaining!?
OJ: Paper, I'm sick! I have no orange juice, and you know how wierd and moody I get without my fruit juice. Preferably orange, and I don't feel very good right now.
Paper: Sorry to hear about that. (Drinks the last of an orange juice carton)
OJ: (Realizes that Paper was drinking orange juice) Is that... Orange juice?!
Paper: Yeah. Why do you-
OJ: (Takes the Orange juice from him and tries pouring it into him, nothing comes out) How could you hide it from me all this time? Didn't you know how sick I was?
Paper: Um.. well...
OJ: Are you seriously that incompetent? I'm so enraged, I could just- (Is interrupted when MePhone4S shatters him)
MePhone4S: I'm back. After all the anticipation. It's me, MePhone4S! (Laughs evilly)
Paper: Never heard of ya.
(MePhone4S squeezes the juice box.)
MePhone4S: MePhone4, my last technologically advanced failure for relative.
MePhone4: Oh god not you again! How did you even come back? I threw you into the Quicksand Pit!
MePhone4S: Well, because there was-
MePhone4: Whatever, you can't hurt me anyway.
MePhone4S: But I don't-
MePhone4: You're no match for me.
(Siri shows up on MePhone4S.)
Siri: How dare you disrespect my master.
MePhone4S: I'll handle this Siri. You better let me host again!
MePhone4: I'll never let you do that!
MePhone4S: Fine, if don't let me host, I'll just kill the glass of orange juice. (MePhone4S holds up OJ.)
MePhone4: (Sarcastically) Oh no, OJ dead, I can't let THAT happen..
(OJ now has a strange look on his face.)
MePhone4S: So what it's gonna be?
(OJ looks pleased.)
MePhone4S: Great, (MePhone4S throws OJ and breaks.) I'm finally hosting Inanimate Insanity again!
MePhone4: Excuse me?
MePhone4S: Co-hosting, co-hosting.
(MePhone4 walks away.)
MePhone4S: My news will have to wait.
(The Intro Plays.)
MePhone4: So, last time-
MePhone4S: Pickle and Taco rounded up the most eliminated contestants and they won immune.
MePhone4: Hey what gives? You totally cut me off!
MePhone4S: Suck it!
MePhone4: Oh really? well I guess you won't co-host.
MePhone4S: No! I'm sorry! Please, please!
MePhone4S: We got 546 votes! Thats a lot more than any time! Because its the most ever!
MePhone4:The prizes are lollipops!
Mephone4S:No! The prizes are chainsaws!
Mephone4S:You know what? We'll give them one of each!
(Taco eats the Lollipop in mid-air)
Taco: SOUR CRE- (Chainsaw cuts her in half)
(Pickle dodges the chainsaw but is smacked in the face by the lollipop)
Pickle: Hey, you can't do that!
MePhone4S: I just did!
MePhone4: OJ got 96 votes. He's safe!
Mephone4S: He'll get a chainsaw!
(He dodges the Chainsaw)
OJ: Whew, that was- (He is shattered by the lollipop)
MePhone4S: So, it's down to Bow and Paper. The physical flat, and the personality flat. Both are annoying!
Bow: Hey! I'm not annoying, i'm just extreme funny and super, super popular. RIGHT?
Mephone4S: Yeah! And your popularity got you the most votes, at 211! (An annotation says it's actually 239 because of mistake)
Bow: Coolness! Wait, no, Sadness!
Mephone4: I've been wating for this day, ever since you've joined!
Bow: No! My Last Chair! Protect Me!!!
*A Fist Thingy Breaks Bow's Chair*
*Bow Is Hit As She's Eliminated...*
*Oh... Looks like a box Opens and Bow's is eliminated*
*The Box Closes*
After the Elimination
OJ: Hey! Why are you locking her in the box??
Mephone4: Just to make sure she doesn't escape, and try to rejoin the show, again.
Pickle: I'm sorry Taco, I just can't figure this out, I don't know what to do.
Paper: Maybe I can provide an assistance.
Paper: it's the LEAST i can do out jackting EVIL tourds you all.
pickle: Do you know Anything about Lemons??
Paper: With the list of Cycle Derpy, anything's possible.
OJ: Oh, great. Look. Another one of my friends compleatly avanting my to another Person.
Paper: Oh. um,,, I'm just going to help Taco with your lemon problem.
OJ: That's nice Paper. but. Oh, sure. I didn't need help when I Was completely out of orange juice.
Paper: You know what Oj, Yo right.
Paper: I'm sorry if im helping with you're problems. After all these months.
OJ: Wow, really?! Every other person that has ben my friend has Betrayed me or use me.
Paper: Well, I will help you to the BEAST of Inanimate Insanity, no matter what.
*The song, No Matter What is fron Beauty and the Beast*
Mephone: So, are you ready for...
4: OK, then.
4S: So what's the Challenge?
Mephone4: It's TILE TERROR! Aka that thing.
Mephone4S: Is it Deathly entireatain thing, and that's where People Die!!!
4: Not, real-
4S: Or when that people competes to the DEATHTRAP WINS!.!
*Camera shows them DeathTrap*
4: Fine. Let's vote. Who wants to compete Mephone4s's deathtrap, raise your hand.
*But only Taco raises her hand*
4S: I swear, I HAVE EVEN MORE CHAINSAWS!.!
4: Well, I guess I Surprizely WON! In my chalenge, their 10 Rows and 4 Tiles, In each row, 1 Tile Is Faulty! So, If you fall through, you'll have to START OVER!
4: You must make it to the end to win. Pickle and Taco, you'll have an anvantage for winning the last challenge. It's A HoverBoard.
Pickle: Oh My God! That is amazaing!!
4S: Yeah, you and Taco can split it! *He cracks it* Here you go!
Pickle: Shearing it caring! Wat a minute.
*Also, the Contestants go up the Tile Terror like Divide*
4: So, Get Ready! GO!!!
OJ: Ok, paper, lets do this together.
Pickle: Can we skip tiles?
Taco: Ok, then I'll use my Lemons to Correct the VOMITING TILES!.! and jump ti the next one
Pickle: But you-
Taco: Oh. hmmph.
OJ: I think i have a quicker Methad!
*OJ uses Paper to correct the tiles and get to next one*
Paper: Nice idea!
Pickle: OK, I choose this one. Taco, Let's jump on the same Tile. Safty nuffins right?
Taco: Um, I don't Thing-
*First, Pickle fall then taco and the tile, and then...*
Pickle: That wasn't very safe.
OJ: Hey! That was surprisingly easy!
Paper: But, only 1 of us will get the Imunity!
OJ: OH NO! Not this again! Can we both win immunity?
4S: No! I hate victory! There must be a soon as an a possible!
Paper: Here OJ, I caused you a lot of Penis Morning. You disurved this.
OJ: Paper, You're the BEST!
*OJ Jump's into Last Tile*
3 exept OJ go to DeathTrap
Mephone4: OJ Win's!!! Wow. That doesn't happen for a while.
Mephone4S; Look! You three lost! You guys will HAVE to go to my DEATHTRAP!!!
*First is Pickle who got squashed before DeathTrap, and next is Paper who is lighted by Match and fell into DeathTrap, and last is Taco, which her tonge is still in spicks, and her tounge rips her into pieces, and fell into DeathTrap)
4S: YAY!.! I stare in diffuculty as diminly in hostly!
4: No, not YEAH!!!!!.1! You'r being extreamly cool to everyone, and I had enough.
4S: HEY!.! YOU COOL TO THEM POOP!.!
4: I'm not really as bad as you.
4: So i'm putting you to somthing you cant hurt anybody.
4S: Wait, what? No, you cant You'll heat me!
4: Pretty sure i don't.
4S: OK, I'll have my fun. but you'll have to hear me out!
4: I'm Good. *finger snap*
4S: No, Mephone! He's coming to me mephon ! He's com---- AAAAHHHH!!!!....!!!!
*Mephone4s in gagecage*
Mephone: Sorry about that viewers, but it's time to vote now. Vote for eigher Paper, Pickle, or Taco. Voting end's September 8th. *It also says Episode 16 (which has Inanimate Insanity's new assets and higher up to ep 10 in s2 and 14 is old and previously all the way to TST, and this episode has BFDI Assets) Come Out October 1st 2012, but he didn't say that.*
*Camera cuts to Apple who is in the ruins of Idotic Island*
Apple: Hello, I'm still here!
*Just then a 2 splits Apple into half*