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Knife: Ugh, it's no fun without Paper. (sees Marshmallow) Marshmallow, wanna have some fun?

Marshmallow: You bet your marsh I do!

Knife: All right, I bet my marsh that since I'm so strong and you're so small, I can throw you way over there!

Marshmallow: No way! (Knife picks her up and throws her)

Knife: Wait a sec, how do I bet a marsh?

(Marshmallow, as she's still flying through the air, pops Balloon)

(theme plays)

MePhone4: Hey contestants, it's time for your next challenge. Alright, so let me explain the challenge. But wait, where's Nickel?

Nickel: (speaking to the announcer from BFDI) All right, fine! I didn't even wanna be on your show anyway! (realizes that the others are listening)

MePhone4: So for this challenge, I thought we'd do something very unique, and what's more unique than an Arena of Death?

Taco: PANDA BEARS!

OJ: I agree, panda bears!

Lightbulb: Well, I mean, that is true.

MePhone4: Stop interrupting me! Anyway, for this challenge - in the Arena of Death - four contestants on each team will stand on top of these eight platforms, and you must try to knock off the other team's contestants with rocks. (the contestants gasp) You have a large bucket full of rocks, so you shouldn't run out. The first team to have all of their contestants knocked off the platform will face elimination. (shows computer) The computer will generate four lucky contestants for each team to participate. Oh yeah, and because the team captains are so awesome...

Lightbulb: Yeah?

MePhone4: ...they will not be participating.

Lightbulb: Aw!

MePhone4: For Team Epic, its... (the computer shows Nickel, Baseball, Knife, and Paintbrush) and for Team Chicken leg, its... (the computer shows OJ, Salt, Pepper, and Taco) That's everyone, so let's go! All right, let the rock pelting begin!

Knife: Ok Epics, here's an idea: if we all throw at one person, they won't be able to dodge all those rocks. Let's go for that pathetic Taco first.

(the Team Epic members throw the rocks at Taco but Taco eats the rocks and spits them back at the Epics)

Baseball: Oh no, they're coming straight for us! What do we do!?

Nickel: Do what you were born to do, use your legs and jump!

Paintbrush: (Baseball and Nickel jump over the rocks, but Knife gets hit by one) Amazing dodging skills, go! (The rock that coming towards him/her doesn't hit him/her, it just stops in front of him/her and drops to the ground)

Baseball: Thanks a lot, Knife, for that horrible strategy!

Nickel: Hey, watch this Baseball! (kicks a rock and it boomerangs around Pepper and hits her from behind)

Salt: Oh my god! I'll save you Pepper! (jumps down from the platform she was standing on)

Nickel: Haha!

OJ: Grr! I'll show you who to mess with! (throws rock at Nickel)

Nickel: Oh come on! That was, like, the best curveball ever!

Paintbrush: Nickel, look out! (jumps in front of Nickel) *in slow motion* Noooooooooo! (the rock hits them both)

Baseball: Oh crap! I'm the only one left still here!? This sucks! (kicks rock and it shatters OJ) Well well, it looks like its just me and Taco. Any last words?

Taco: SHAMPOO!

MePhone4: Nice choice of words!

Baseball: Well, here goes! (jumps and tries to kick Taco off her platform, but she spits a lemon at him and makes him fall and roll past his fallen teammates)

MePhone4: Team Chicken leg wins again! And Team Really-Not-So-Epic will face elimination AGAIN.

Lightbulb: OOO, do we get cookies again?

MePhone4: Well I was going to, but now that you asked, no.

Lightbulb: Aww!

ELIMINATION TIME!

MePhone4: Welcome back guys, and check out our new redesigned elimination area.

Nickel: Eh, it's ok I guess.

MePhone4: Team Epic, because of Taco's amazing rock pelting skills, you guys lost again. You guys are voting which contestants will leave the game. This time, I made cookies, but Lightbulb opened his fat lips so instead, I'm giving you pencils. If you don't get a pencil, you will be eliminated.

Nickel: What? No cookies this time? Pencils are stupid!

Pencil: OMG! That was, like, mean! Jerk! (a little pause, and then Pencil gets punched by the Fist Thingy)

MePhone4: Moving on, if you are eliminated, our giant boxing glove will punch you in full speed and you'll go flying off the show. I know. Now, let's get to the elimination. Lightbulb, you didn't do anything good, but you got zero votes, so you are safe.

Lightbulb: Did nothing. That's so not true. I, like, watched.

MePhone4: Whatever. Here's your pencil. (throws pencil to Lightbulb and she shatters) Also with zero votes are Paintbrush and Nickel. (Throws pencils at Paintbrush and Nickel) So, we're down to three contestants: Marshmallow, Knife, and Baseball. Marshmallow, once again, you are safe (gives her a pencil). So Baseball and Knife, one of you will be eliminated, and that person happens to be....... Baseball! Baseball, it's time to say goodbye.

Baseball: Uh ok. Goodbye! (gets punched by the Fist Thingy)

MePhone4: Later double B! Stay tuned for another episode of Inanimate Insanity, coming July 1st (2011).

Balloon: Hey guys, I'm finally alive! (gets popped again, this time by Pencil)

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