I'm not that loud!

Let 'Er R.I.P.


         Microphone, labeled The Loud and Proud, is a female minor one-time character on Inanimate Insanity and a contestant on Inanimate Insanity II. She is placed in Team Grand Slams.


Microphone generally has a kind personality, but this is usually overshadowed by her extreme loudness and her constant shouting at times. Sometimes, she can control her volume using a button, but it has also been shown to be triggered by accident. In addition, she is very outspoken and vocal about her wants and desires, as shown in A Kick In The Right Direction, and appears to be easily irritated and apoplectic (e.g. at Cheesy's jokes and at Dough). She makes a deal with Taco and is now questionable and suspicious.

Official Site Bio

Microphone is a very outgoing and friendly contestant who just wants to have a good time. Unfortunately, she seems to not be able to keep her volume under control, causing her to be rather loud around other people. This can irritate people very easily and helps and hurts her in many situations.

—Inanimate Insanity Site, 2013


Click here to view the coverage of Microphone.

Voice Actors

  • Hailey Chapman (US/UK/AU/CAN)
  • Giulia (Italy)


  • Despite her famous yelling ability, microphones don't make any sound at all, they just input sound.
  • Microphone is the only Inanimate Insanity II Contestant to appear in season 1 once, Fan and Cheesy are also II 2 competitors but appeared in a season more than once.
  • Microphone is the first female contestant to appear in a season that they didn't compete in.
  • In season 2 her design changed from the way she looked in the season one finale.
  • She can hear louder by turning a knob on herself as seen in Everything's A-OJ.
  • Microphone is the third tallest contestant on Inanimate Insanity.
  • Microphone is the only contestant still in the game that's voiced by a female.


The Grand Slams
Grand Slams Logo

Active: Baseball (c) • KnifeSuitcaseMicrophone
Eliminated: TrophyBoxDoughCheesySoapBalloonNickel

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