Bleh! Stop where you are! You think you're just gonna walk into Meeple Headquarters? Well, I, MePhone6, am guarding it. And you can't stop me!

—MePhone6, Theft and Battery



MePhone6, labeled The Guard, was the guard of the Meeple store. He is large, nearly twice as big as the previous installments. There is a banner, starting MePhone6 in the Meeple store that says "Bendier than ever. It really shouldn't bend."

MePhone6 died when Knife poked him and bent.