Bleh! Stop where you are! You think you're just gonna walk into Meeple Headquarters? Well, I, MePhone6, am guarding it. And you can't stop me!
|—MePhone6, Theft and Battery|
MePhone6, labeled The Guard, was the guard of the Meeple store. He is large, nearly twice as big as the previous installments. There is a banner, starting MePhone6 in the Meeple store that says "Bendier than ever. It really shouldn't bend."
MePhone6 died when Knife poked him and bent.
| Inanimate Insanity Characters