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Kick the Bucket


        MePad, labeled The Assistant, is MePhone4's assistant for elimination votes. His first appearance is "Marsh on Mars".


MePad seems to want the contestants to be in a safe environment and thinks Toilet needs to behave more professionally in his workplace. Toilet makes it very clear that he doesn't like MePad's presence and is jealous of the attention he gets from MePhone4, but MePad never gets angry at him or even really seems to notice how much Toilet dislikes him. He also proves to be extremely clever and smart, as he did give MePhone4 the idea for a challenge and obviously was happy when MePhone4 was worried about Marshmallow's safety. However, he seems to be flawed since he is so intelligent, observant, and creative that he gets caught up in analyzing little details and functional marvels while more important matters are at hand. In early episodes of Inanimate Insanity II, he has been shown to be kind of sarcastic and derisive, such as when Dough was talking about what he likes in "A Kick in the Right Direction", he says "What's next, mares?". However, this may have been when MePad's character was in development.


MePad is the fourth Meeple product featured on the show. He is the first MePad product and the first product to be armless. He has a fuchsia/magenta background and a black body. He also has an aqua sound-wave mouth similar to MePhone5's.


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Voice Actors

  • Conrad Collins (US/UK/AU/CAN)
  • Jojo93able (Italy)

Comparison and Contrast from iPads

At the time of MePad's first appearance, MePad mentions that he has quad 4-dual processors, while iPads don't have them yet. MePad also says he has "the new A6 chip" like real iPads, while it should have been an M6 chip like MePhone4S's M5 chip.


  • MePad is the only Meeple product to not have died yet.
  • MePad is the first Meeple product to refrain from hunting MePhone4, other than MePhone4 himself.
  • He is often compared with Baymax, from Big Hero 6, because they share many of the same traits.
  • It was confirmed by Adam that he is actually an iPad Mini.
  • MePad is the second largest character and Meeple Product on Inanimate Insanity.
    • The largest character and Meeple Product is MePhone6+.


These are votes that MePad displayed

  • v (Votes)

Votes for Marsh on Mars

Paintbrush 89v

Lightbulb 122v

Fan 139v

Test Tube 150v

Marshmallow 162v

Cherries 184v

Yin-Yang 399v

Apple 554v

Tissues 700v Eliminated

Total: 2497

Votes for Tri Your Best

Marshmallow 81v

Test Tube 119v

Apple 134v

Paintbrush 172v

Lightbulb 278v

Fan 385v

Yin-Yang 878v

Cherries 974v Eliminated

Total: 3021

Votes for Cooking for the Grater Good

Suitcase 48v

Knife 89v

Nickel 95v

Baseball 99v

Balloon 163v

Cheesy 219v

Soap 229v

Microphone 384v

Box 739v

Trophy 1945v Eliminated

Total: 4010

Votes for A Kick in the Right Direction

Baseball 93v

Nickel 99v

Knife 103v

Suitcase 141v

Balloon 155v

Microphone 188v

Cheesy 530v

Soap 1102v

Box 1442v Eliminated

Total: 3851-3853

Votes for Let 'Er R.I.P.

Marshmallow 148v

Test Tube 203v

Apple 250v

Fan 311v

Lightbulb 494v

Paintbrush 946v

Yin-Yang 1859v Eliminated

Total: 4211

Votes for Everything's A-OJ

Test Tube 209v

Fan 249v

Lightbulb 393v

Marshmallow 673v

Paintbrush 791v

Apple 2045v Eliminated

Total: 4300

Votes for Theft and Battery

Suitcase 234v

Baseball 240v

Nickel 313v

Knife 361v

Microphone 540v

Soap 627v

Balloon 768v

Cheesy 2605v Eliminated (New Record)

Total: 5688

Votes for Rain On Your Charade

Baseball 194v

Microphone 486v

Knife 505v

Suitcase 706v

Balloon 1063v

Nickel 1731v

Soap 2663v Eliminated (New Record)

Total: 7348 (record)

Votes for Kick the Bucket

Shell Collecting - 4516v

Knitting - 4573v

Bucket Brigade - 7281 Chosen

Total: 16370

Balloon 5v Eliminated

Nickel 1v Eliminated (Due to suprise double elimination)

Total: 6