Here are the list of Cheesy's jokes that he said.
- "Yeah, that wasn't a bright thing to say! Hehe, get it?"
- Fan: I didn't interrupt you! I'm your biggest fan!
Cheesy: He's a fan! Get it?
- Trophy: Just give all the balls to me.
Cheesy: You'd like that, wouldn't you? Hehe, get it?
- MePhone4: Wow, what a macro-win for a microphone!
Cheesy: (slaps knee)
- "It's just snot fair!"
- Baseball: Wow, this should make this challenge a walk in the park!
Cheesy: A ballpark? (Slaps knee)
- "Don't you know, Balloon, you're not very pop-ular."
- "Wow, you deserve a round of applause! Get it? Because you're round!"
- "Wow! That was a cheesy thing to say! Ha ha! Get it? Because it's cheese?"
- "Heh, heh, come on guys! That's not a grate idea! Heh heh, get it?"
- "Ow! Come on guys, that's de"grate"ing! Can't you just let me hold on to a shred of dignity?"
- "Water you guys thinking? Get it? Cause I'm gonna pour water on you!"
- "Wow! I can't wait to finally taste the pizza! I really put myself into it!"
- Knife: Okay. Hey. Cheesy! Your jokes are terrible!
Cheesy: Oh. So we got a heckler in the crowd today, eh?
Nickel: Knife! That's not how it works!
Knife: But I'm doing that emphasis on some words thing that you did!
Nickel: Ugh, sorry Cheesy, you don't understand.
Cheesy: Oh, I understand. This sharp guy thinks he's better than me!
Suitcase: Cheesy! We're still playing!
Cheesy: You think you're funnier than me, Knife? Why, I oughta (begins to punch, but is punched first by Knife)
- "So then I said, "That's not my wife, that's a vampire!""
- "I'm not sure you can avoid that. You know what they say. The past speaks... volumes!"
- "Wow, seems like your having a ghoul night! Heh, heh."
- "Hey Mic, you're so loud, you made MePhone lose his HEARING!"
- Cheesy: Hey Mic you're so loud, you made MePhone lose his HEARING! *Slaps knee*
(Microphone is annoyed at his joke)
Cheesy: ...Get it? Cause he's in prison now-
Microphone: Man, Cheesy, just leave me alone! Can you take anything seriously?
Cheesy: Okay Mic, just remember... you have a lot to lose, but NOT MUCH TO GAIN! (Slaps knee) 'Cause gain is a setting on a micro- (Gets hit in the face by Mic's sponge, then her bucket)
- "HEY MIC, WHO SAID YOU'RE A-LOUD TO RELAX?!"
- Cheesy: Mic! I just experienced the most horrible thing! It was a monstrosity!
Microphone: What?! What was it?
Cheesy: Your personality! Get it? 'Cause everyone thinks you're annoying! *laughs*