You actually think you can beat me up?

A Lemony Lesson


        Knife, labeled The Jerk is a male contestant in Inanimate Insanity, competing on Team Epic. He also competes in Inanimate Insanity II and is currently a member of The Grand Slams.


Knife has an extremely destructive and malicious attitude, being much of a bully to victims such as Paper and Marshmallow in particular. He has shown to be lazy in A Lemony Lesson where he told Paper they didn't need to compete. He has the ability to cut into things due to his sharp physical nature. However, he was shown to have a soft side in spite of being so traitorous and mean, as he likes the television show Desperate Housewives and Dora Dolls. He also seems to have had a change of heart in season 2, though occasionally still being a jerk.

Official Site Bio

You could say Knife is a 'sharp guy'. He's laid back, pretty chill, but is known to be a bit lazy, and sometimes even malicious towards his fellow competitors. He can be a huge bully and sometimes seeks enjoyment out of hurting his fellow contestants. However, deep down he's a soft mushy guy who wants to just hide his insecurities and fit in.

—Inanimate Insanity Site, 2013


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Voice Actors

  • Justin Chapman (US/UK/AU/CAN)
  • eRVy4728 (Italy)
  • TheGlukkon712 (Poland)


  • Knife is the first player to...
  • As said by the creator, Adam, Knife is supposed to be a pocket knife.
  • Knife has a kill count of 6 since he killed Paper in the first episode, Marshmallow when making smores, he killed Balloon three times, and Apple (along with Marshmallow) and Balloon again (after throwing Marshmallow).
  • Knife is one the few characters to purposely kill another character.
  • Knife has won Inanimate Battle 1, 2, 3, and 4.
  • Knife is the only character to have broken a bone during the series
  • In Cooking For The Grater Good, he makes a reference to the quote, "No More Mr. Knife Guy!", when Trophy gets eliminated, and soon Trophy mocks him. The reference is in fact, is a parody of a popular saying, "No More Mr. Nice Guy".


Team Epic
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Members: Lightbulb (c) • NickelKnifePaintbrushBaseballMarshmallowPaperApple

The Grand Slams
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<center> Active: Baseball (c) • KnifeSuitcaseMicrophone
Eliminated: TrophyBoxDoughCheesySoapBalloonNickel

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