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Last time, on Inanimate Insanity:

As promised, an eliminated contestant was going to rejoin the game. It wouldn't likely be Balloon or Knife, but perhaps it would be Baseball if the fans pitied him.

Baseball: Haven't I been through enough?

Meanwhile, Bow still wasn't going away, and actually came very close to getting the most votes, but was beat out by Paper, who commemerated his rejoining with a violent, random, murder.

Paper: Oh, sorry... I don't know what came over me.

MePhone then announced the tenth challenge was crossing the border through the Cacti Desert, although Salt's metal nature made her unable to compete. OJ and Bomb maintained a steady lead throughout the challenge, but when it came down to which one of them would win, they got into a big argument. Then all of a sudden, Bow randomly appeared, crossing the finish line. Adam told MePhone to allow her to rejoin, because she's so hilarious, much to MePhone's annoyance.

However, MePhone decided to let a contestant win aswell, which ended up being Bomb, who betrayed OJ and took the win for himself, leaving everyone but Bow and Bomb up for elimination. At least Bomb invited everyone on the trip around the Earth he got as a prize for winning the challenge. Well, except Balloon. Can't say that's a big surprise.

And that's what you missed on, Inanimate Insanity.

The Beginning

Paper: Hey, Marshmallow. How's it going?

Marshmallow: Great! Wanna play catch? Bow isn't so great..

Bow: I can't... blegh.

Paper: Sure!

Marshmallow: Yay! (Throws a ball at Paper, which ends up hitting him in the face). Oh, sorry Paper. Are you okay?

(Evil) Paper: You freaking idiot! You should die for this!

Marshmallow: Huh?

Paper: Eh, I mean, it's fine. I feel, great!

Bow: Hey Marshmallow, throw at this stupid Kiwi over there!

Apple: Hah! Marshmallow playing sports! As if! (Ball hits Apple in the face) Ow!


Before the Elimination

MePhone4: Did you enjoy your trip around the world, guys?

Marshmallow: Yeah! We even made a slideshow!

(A small slideshow is shone)

MePhone4: Yeah, well, whatever. It's time for double elimination! Two people will be going home, as I said earlier. But which two? Let's find out!

(Elimination Time theme plays)

The Elimination

MePhone4: The two contestants with the most votes will be eliminated.

Apple: Oh my gosh! I hope it's Paintbrush!

Paintbrush: You brat! I wish Santa took you with him!

Apple: Hey!

MePhone4: Be quiet! Anyway viewers, there was some confusion. When I said that two contestants were going to be eliminated, the viewers voted for two contestants, but I only wanted you to vote for one contestant, with the top two vote getters getting eliminated. So because of that, the contestant you listed first will be counted as your vote.

Marshmallow: Uh, okay then.

MePhone4: The rewards this episode are bendy straws!

Paper: Yay! So, do we get drinks too?

MePhone4: No, so let's get started. 364 viewers voted. Bow and Bomb won immunity, so they are safe.

(Bomb explodes once the straw hits him, with Bow falling off her pedestal screaming)

MePhone4: Marshmallow is the only person to get less then 10 votes, so she's still in this!

Marshmallow: Yay!

MePhone4: Pickle and OJ got 24 and 29 votes respectively, so they get bendy straws. Taco, even though you are annoying as hell, you managed to be safe, with only 35 votes.


MePhone4: So is Apple.

Apple: Yes!

MePhone4: Paper, Paintbrush, Salt, only one of you will be safe. The other two will be eliminated.

Paper: I hope it isn't me. *turns evil* It better not be me or else, *back normal* I mean I really love one in here. *turns back evil* They really get on my numb! *back to normal* Yeah.

4: Salt, you got 92 votes! You are E lim in a ted!

Salt: O my god! NO!!!

*audio will become out of sync*

4: Now, the next person is eliminated is Paaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

*Paper and paintbrush stare in disstress...*

4: ...aaaaaaaaaintbrush!

Paper: YAY!.!

Paintbrush: No!

4: So, salt and Paintbruch are out of here!

Paintbursh: Oh no how could this happen?!? I cain't belive it!

Marshmallow: Paintbrush dosn't diserved this! He's great!

Apple: Don't you Mean, She's Great?

Marshmallow: Uh, I don't know.

Apple: Puintbruch, what are you anyway?!?

Paintbrash: Are you serious? I'm obiusly a *Falls Into Idiotic Island*

*So is Salt*

*Just then...*

Salt: Pepper!

Pepper: Salty Salt!

*They reunite, the music strangely switch volume*

*They fall back into Idiotic Island but Salt Lands Here*

After the Elimination

Mephone4: With those 2 gone, you are the final 8, and we haved reached the offical halfway mark! In honnor of this, there are no more teams, Team Epic, and Team Chickenleg, you are out of here, and now, all contestants will compete as indivigualls.

OJ: Oh no, are you serious?!?

4: Do I look like I'm kidding to you?!?

*A Scream!.!*

Pickle: Yey! We did it! Alliance! Finnaly!

OJ: Forget the alliance. I QUIT!.!

Pickle: WHAT?!? WHY?!?

OJ: I can't stand to work with Bomb.

Bomb: Hey-ey-ey-ey-eyey-hey OJ!

OJ: Don't Play Dumb! You betrayed our friendship Last Episode You killed me so you can win the challenge. You know, in my other thought, I exept don't know who you are, and you just stabbed me in the back!

Bomb: Yeah-eah-ah-h-ah-eah-yeah-yai!!!

OJ: I don't wanto hear it. I'm making a new alliance.

Paper: Yeah with alliance, can I join?

OJ: You know what? Yeah. We're an alliance now. Without Bomb.

Marshmallow: Oh no. I'm allone.

Bow: Yo' not alone! WE CAN BE FRIENDS!!!

Marshmallow: So, We're forming an alliance?

Bow: Ok, I have no idea, what an allianse is? But lets just be friends.

Marshmaoolw: Uh, suer, whatever.

Bow: :)

4: Yeah-yeah, well now, Back to me!

The Challenge

Mephonefour: The next challenge is an UNDERTHESEA contest...

OJ: Oh no. I'm not a big fan of swimming.

Mephone: And, I'm not a big fan of getting inturupted.

4; See thos goldin coin??


4: Well, *throwit*


Paper: But how are we going to breath?!? We have to swim a long way down there.

4: Well, that's how these mask's our four.

4: And they're wirelassly connected to the tub of oxygen.

Papaer: But whait! How it that wirelessly dent to?

4: Shut Up! Anyways this contest will not end until that coin is back here. GO!!!

Pickle: Taco, grab a mask!

Taco: jK.

Pickel: But, how are you gonna swim. yo' dont have any arms.

Taoc: Uh, yeah i do...

*An Arm An A Ack*

Pickle: Oh My God1 You have armS1 and yo' talking through in english! and your--

Taco: SOUR CREAM!!!...!!!

Pickle: oh man...

Paper: I can't go in there, all get soggy.

OJ: And I Cant Swim. Paper how are we gonna get them treasure? Without getting wet?

Paper: Well here's a boat!

*A boat falls into the water*

OJ: Where did you get that?!?

Paper: Walmart. Everyone Shop's here now.

Bow: C'mon Marshmallow, Lets go win the contest!

Marshmallow: All right! Lets go bow!.!

Apple: Hey Marshmallow! Where do you think you're going?!

Marshmallow: To find them treasure, renember??

Apple: Yea' well, lets see about that!.!

Marshmallow: It's Great Walmart Card! Where did you get that???

Apple: Marshmallow, you've done alot of mean things, when them santa thing just cross the lime!.1!

*Apple rips it*

Marsh: You! You MONSTER!.!


4: Oh yeah, they're sharks!


*Bow hits shark with chair*

*Shark grrs*

Bow: Oh.

*Shark bite bow*

Paper: OJ, You've seem upset. What's going on?

OJ: Well, I'ts justr that Bomb has ben really selfish lately. He Really Betrayed my last episode.

Paper; I know how you fell. Renember Knife, upseting too?

OJ: Yeah.

Paper: That's why we got to STICK together! I'm here for ya!

OJ: Thanks! You're really nice paper. It's such a SHAME You've Went to Idiotic Island.

Paper: Idiotid I land?!?

*Flash back of Id i o tic I sland last is nickel olding a rubber ball*

Paper being evil: GET THE HELL OUT OF ME BOAT!.!

*Paper throw OJ in water*

Paper back to normal: Huh? What Happened???

Paper: OJ!!! Where ar you?!

Marsh: Not Nice Shark, Please don't eat me!

Apple: Ew!! YOU?! I'm way more delishous than that discusting Marsh mallow!

*Shark bite Apple*

Marsh: Yes! Apple's finally gone!!! But that coin's gonna be tricky.


Taco:Yeah, I know yo' compete on I.I you idoit...

Pickle: Um, it was a pirate reference.

Taco: Yes, speake to them pirate raferance.

*Taco lemon throw pickel*I


Taco: Maybe you need and eye patch now, MWAHAHAHAHA, HAAAAAA!!!!!

Paper: Sorry About before OJ, I don't know what's going on with you.

WJ: It mean's you and bomb. Egh! I feel like i'm in a mantel Hospital. But whatever. We really need to win this challenge. So lets do this

Paper: OK!.!

*Paper gets rod and puts in water.*

*It Gets shark*

Marsh: Yes! Now I Can Get This Treasure!

Paper: Wow, this coin in really heavy. That's odd.

*A shark Is crushing the boat*

*Marsh Get's the Coin*

*She's out of them water*

Paper; Just swom! OJ!!!

WJ: I can't. Egh! I'm too weak. And Tyolumid. It's up to you...

*WJ drowns*

Paper: I'll win for us OJ!

Marsh: Yes! I'm Gonna WIN!!!

Paper being evil: No! No your not!.!

Marsh: Huh?!? AAAHHHHH!!!!! *she bak wate and evil paper in the coin*

Paper still evil: Hastoalista! I WIN!.!

Mephone: Well. You win immunity! OK then veiwers. Vote for eighter Marshmallow Bomb Bow Pickle OJ Taco or Apple! The Contestant with the most votes will be eliminated. *It says Voting Ends March 8th, 2012! Vote by commenting on this video!*


Back to normal Paper: Huh? What Happened?!?

End Credits

Episode Ends Here.

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