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Recapper Last time on... Inanimate Insanity, as promised, an eliminated contestant was going to rejoin the game. It wouldn't likely be Balloon or Knife, but perhaps it would be Baseball if the fans pitied him.
Baseball Haven't I been through enough?!
Recapper Meanwhile, Bow still wasn't going away, and actually came very close to getting the most votes, but was beat out by Paper, who commemorated his rejoining with a violent, random murder.
Paper Oh... Sorry. I don't know what came over me...
Recapper MePhone then announced that the tenth challenge was crossing the border through the Cacti Desert, although Salt's metal nature made her unable to compete. OJ and Bomb maintained a steady lead throughout the challenge, but when it came down to which one of them would win, they got into a big argument. Then all of a sudden, Bow randomly appeared, crossing the finish line. But Adam told MePhone to allow her to join, because she's so hilarious, much to MePhone's annoyance. However, MePhone decided to let a contestant win as well, which ended up being Bomb, who betrayed OJ and took the win for himself, leaving everyone but Bow and Bomb up for elimination. At least Bomb invited everyone on the trip around the Earth he got as a prize for winning the challenge. Well, except Balloon. Well, can't say that's a big surprise. And that's what you missed on... Inanimate Insanity.
(Paper approaches Marshmallow, who is playing catch with someone off screen.)
Paper Hey, Marshmallow! How's it going?
Marshmallow Great! Wanna play catch? Bow isn't so great...
Bow (with the ball in her mouth) ull- I can’t- lah!
Paper Sure!
Marshmallow Yay! (throws a ball at Paper, hitting him in the face) Oh, sorry, Paper. Are you okay?
Evil Paper You freaking idiot! You should die for this!
Marshmallow Huh?
Paper Uh, I mean, it's... fine. I feel... great!
Bow (pointing to Apple) Hey Marshmallow, throw at the stupid kiwi over there!
Apple Heh! Marshmallow playing sports? As if! (The ball hits her in the face.) Ow!
(intro plays)
MePhone4 Did you enjoy your trip around the world, guys?
Marshmallow Yeah! We even made a slideshow!
(A slideshow is shown with pictures of Pickle in front of the Statue of Liberty; Knife and Bomb in front of the pyramids; OJ, Paper, Bow, and Taco at Mount Rushmore; Taco and Lightbulb in front of the Eiffel Tower; Baseball, Salt, and Pepper at the Niagara Falls; Paintbrush in front of the Leaning Tower of Pisa; Nickel and Apple in front of the Grand Canyon; Paper and Marshmallow on Easter Island, with MePhone4S hiding in the background; Bow licking Stonehenge; MePhone4 at Area 51; Fan and Baseball on the Chinese Wall; and finally Balloon alone in the cage on Idiotic Island.)
MePhone4 Yeah, well, whatever. It's time for a double elimination! Two people will be going home, as I said earlier. But which two? Let's find out!
("Elimination Time!" plays.)
MePhone4 The two contestants with the most votes will be eliminated.
Apple Oh my gosh! I hope it's Paintbrush!
Paintbrush You brat! I wish Santa took you with him!
Apple Hey!
MePhone4 Be quiet! Anyway, viewers, there was some confusion. When I said that two contestants were going to be eliminated, the viewers voted for two contestants, but I only wanted you to vote for one contestant, with the top two vote getters getting eliminated. So because of that, the contestant you listed first will be counted as your vote.
Marshmallow Uh, okay then.
Paper Yay! So, do we get drinks too?
MePhone4 No, so let's get started. 364 viewers voted. Bow and Bomb won immunity, so they automatically are safe.
(MePhone4 throws straws to Bow and Bomb. Bomb explodes when his straw hits him. His platform hits Bow, who falls off her own platform.)
MePhone4 Marshmallow was the only person to get less than 10 votes, so she is still in this! (throws a straw to Marshmallow)
Marshmallow Yay!
MePhone4 Pickle and OJ got 24 and 29 votes respectively, and get bendy straws. (throws straws to them) Taco, even though you are annoying as hell, you managed to be safe, with only 35 votes.
Taco SOUR CREAM!
Apple (receives a straw) Yes!
MePhone4 Paper, Paintbrush, Salt, only one of you will be safe. The other two will be eliminated.
Paper I hope it isn't me. (turns evil) It better not be, or else! (turns back to normal) I mean, I really love everyone here. (turns evil) They could all eat my nub! (turns back to normal) Yeah.
MePhone4 Salt, you got 92 votes! You are e-li-min-ated!
Salt Oh my god, no!
MePhone4 Now, the next person is eliminated is Paaaa- (Paper and Paintbrush stare in distress.) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaintbrush!
Paper Yay!
Paintbrush No!
MePhone4 So Salt and Paintbrush are out of here!
Paintbrush Oh no, how could this happen?! I can't believe it!
Marshmallow Paintbrush doesn't deserve this! He's great!
Apple Don't you mean, she's great?
Marshmallow Uh, I don't know.
Apple Paintbrush, what are you anyway?
Paintbrush Are you serious? I'm obviously a-
(Both Paintbrush and Salt get dropped off their platforms. As Salt falls, she sees something below.)
Salt Pepper!
Pepper Salty Salt!
(They reunite in slow motion, with "Chariots of Fire" playing in the background. Eventually, Salt crashes into Pepper and they both hit the ground with a clatter.)
(Elsewhere, MePhone4 is talking to the remaining contestants.)
MePhone4 With those two gone, you are the final eight, and we have reached the official halfway mark! In honor of this, there are no more teams. Team Epic and Team Chickenleg, you are gone, and now, all contestants will compete as individuals.
OJ Oh no, are you serious?!
MePhone4 Do I look like I'm kidding to you? (makes a weird face as a scream is heard)
Pickle Yay, we did it! Alliance! Finally!
OJ Forget the alliance. I quit!
Pickle What? Why?!
OJ I can't stand to work with Bomb.
Bomb (stuttering) Hey, OJ!
OJ Don't play dumb! You betrayed our friendship last episode. You killed me just so you could win the challenge. You know, despite other thoughts, I've accepted you for who you are, and you just stabbed me in the back!
Bomb (stuttering) I-
OJ I don't wanna hear it. I'm making a new alliance.
Paper New... alliance? Can I join?
OJ You know what? Yeah. We're an alliance now. Without Bomb.
Marshmallow Oh no! I'm alone.
Bow You're not alone! We can be friends!
Marshmallow So, we're forming an alliance?
Bow Okay, I have no idea what an appliance is. So let's just be friends.
Marshmallow Uh, sure, whatever. (Bow grins widely.)
MePhone4 Yeah, yeah. So now, back to me! The next challenge is an under the sea contest!
OJ Oh no. I'm not a big fan of swimming-
MePhone4 And I'm not a big fan of getting interrupted. (pulls out a coin) See this golden coin?
Pickle It's beautiful!
MePhone4 Well... (throws the coin into the water)
Pickle No! My beautiful coin!
Paper But how are we going to breathe? (MePhone4 puts on a swimming mask. There is a pile of masks behind him.) We have to swim a long way down there.
MePhone4 Well, that's what these masks are for. And they are wirelessly connected to this tub of oxygen.
Paper But wait! How is oxygen wirelessly sent to-
MePhone4 Shut up! Anyway, this contest will not end until that coin is back here. Go!
Pickle Taco, grab a mask!
Taco 'Kay, 'kay. (puts on a mask)
Pickle Well, how are you going to swim? You don't even have arms.
Taco Um, yeah I do. (A pair of arms emerge from her shell.)
Pickle Oh my god! You- You have arms and- and you're talking fluent English! And you're-
Taco SOUR CREAM!
Pickle Oh, there it goes.
(Paper and OJ are standing by the edge of the water.)
Paper I can't go in there, I'll get soggy.
OJ And I can't swim. Paper, how are we gonna get the treasure without getting wet?
Paper We'll use a boat! (takes out a boat and throws it into the water)
OJ Where did you get that?
Paper Wal-Mart. Everyone shops there now.
(Cut to Bow and Marshmallow, who are already underwater wearing masks.)
Bow Come on, Marshmallow! Let's go win the contest!
Marshmallow Alright! Let's go, Bow!
(Apple swims up to them.)
Apple Hey, Marshmallow! Where do you think you're going?!
Marshmallow To find the treasure, remember?
Apple Yeah, well, we'll see about that! (pulls out a Wal-Mart rewards card)
Marshmallow M-my Wal-Mart card! Where did you get that?
Apple Marshmallow, you've done a lot of mean things, but... the Santa thing just crossed the line! (rips the card in half)
Marshmallow You... You monster!
(Apple swims away, but then encounters a shark.)
Apple Oh no, it's a shark!
MePhone4 Oh yeah, there are sharks!
Bow Get out of here, you idiot! (She throws a chair at the shark. However, it is undeterred and growls.) Oh.
(The shark eats Bow. Cut to Paper and OJ in their boat.)
Paper OJ, you seem upset. What's going on?
OJ Well, it's just that Bomb has been really selfish lately. He really betrayed me last episode.
Paper I know how you feel. Remember Knife, episode two? (puts his arm around OJ)
OJ Yeah.
Paper Us allies gotta stick together! (OJ smiles.) I'm here for ya!
OJ Thanks! You're really nice, Paper. It's such a shame you ever went to Idiotic Island.
Paper Idiotic Island?
(Paper has a flashback to his time on Idiotic Island, then turns into Evil Paper.)
Evil Paper Get the hell out of my boat!
(Evil Paper throws OJ into the water, then turns back to normal.)
Paper Huh? What... happened? OJ! Where are you?!
(Cut to Marshmallow, who has encountered the shark that ate Bow.)
Marshmallow N-nice shark... Please don't eat me...
Apple Ew! You? I'm way more delicious than that disgusting Marshmallow! (The shark eats her.)
Marshmallow Yes! Apple's finally gone! (sees that the coin is right under the shark) But... that coin is gonna be tricky.
(Cut to Pickle and Taco.)
Pickle (imitating a pirate) Aye-aye, matey! The treasure!
Taco Yeah, I know we compete on I.I., you idiot.
Pickle Um, it was a pirate reference?
Taco Your face is a pirate reference! (spits a lemon at Pickle's eye)
Pickle Ow! Now I can't use my right eye!
Taco Maybe you need an eye patch now! (laughs)
(Cut to Paper and OJ. OJ is back in the boat, but is now filled with water instead of orange juice. He is glaring at Paper.)
Paper Sorry about before, OJ. I don't know what's going on with me.
OJ Between you and Bomb, (coughs) I feel like I'm in a mental hospital. But whatever. We really need to win this challenge, so let's do this.
Paper Okay!
(Paper takes out a fishing rod. Under the water, the shark that was menacing Marshmallow bites the hook. Paper starts to reel it in.)
Marshmallow Yes! Now I can finally get that treasure! (swims away)
(Cut to Paper and OJ. Paper continues to reel in his catch.)
Paper Wow, this coin is... really heavy. That's odd.
(Paper finishes reeling in the shark, which lands on the boat, sinking it. Marshmallow grabs the coin and gets out of the water. Both Paper and OJ are now in the water.)
Paper Just swim, OJ!
OJ I can't. (coughs) I'm too weak. Too diluted. It's up to you... (sinks)
Paper No! Win for us, OJ!
Marshmallow Yes! I'm gonna win!
Evil Paper Oh no you're not! (pulls out his fishing rod and hooks Marshmallow
Marshmallow Huh? (screams as she gets reeled back)
(After Marshmallow has been reeled back into the water, Evil Paper wades to the shore and grabs the coin.)
Evil Paper Hasta la vista! I win!
MePhone4 Well, you win immunity! Okay then, viewers. Vote for either Marshmallow, Bomb, Bow, Pickle, OJ, Taco, or Apple! The contestant with the most votes will be eliminated!
(Voting Ends March 8th, 2012! Vote by commenting on this video!)
Paper (turns back to normal) Huh? What... happened?
(Credits.)

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