Character | Scene/Script |
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Recapper | Last time on... Inanimate Insanity, as promised, an eliminated contestant was going to rejoin the game. It wouldn't likely be Balloon or Knife, but perhaps it would be Baseball if the fans pitied him. |
Baseball | Haven't I been through enough?! |
Recapper | Meanwhile, Bow still wasn't going away, and actually came very close to getting the most votes, but was beat out by Paper, who commemorated his rejoining with a violent, random murder. |
Paper | Oh... Sorry. I don't know what came over me... |
Recapper | MePhone then announced that the tenth challenge was crossing the border through the Cacti Desert, although Salt's metal nature made her unable to compete. OJ and Bomb maintained a steady lead throughout the challenge, but when it came down to which one of them would win, they got into a big argument. Then all of a sudden, Bow randomly appeared, crossing the finish line. But Adam told MePhone to allow her to join, because she's so hilarious, much to MePhone's annoyance. However, MePhone decided to let a contestant win as well, which ended up being Bomb, who betrayed OJ and took the win for himself, leaving everyone but Bow and Bomb up for elimination. At least Bomb invited everyone on the trip around the Earth he got as a prize for winning the challenge. Well, except Balloon. Well, can't say that's a big surprise. And that's what you missed on... Inanimate Insanity. |
(Paper approaches Marshmallow, who is playing catch with someone off screen.) | |
Paper | Hey, Marshmallow! How's it going? |
Marshmallow | Great! Wanna play catch? Bow isn't so great... |
Bow | (with the ball in her mouth) ull- I can’t- lah! |
Paper | Sure! |
Marshmallow | Yay! (throws a ball at Paper, hitting him in the face) Oh, sorry, Paper. Are you okay? |
Evil Paper | You freaking idiot! You should die for this! |
Marshmallow | Huh? |
Paper | Uh, I mean, it's... fine. I feel... great! |
Bow | (pointing to Apple) Hey Marshmallow, throw at the stupid kiwi over there! |
Apple | Heh! Marshmallow playing sports? As if! (The ball hits her in the face.) Ow! |
(intro plays) | |
MePhone4 | Did you enjoy your trip around the world, guys? |
Marshmallow | Yeah! We even made a slideshow! |
(A slideshow is shown with pictures of Pickle in front of the Statue of Liberty; Knife and Bomb in front of the pyramids; OJ, Paper, Bow, and Taco at Mount Rushmore; Taco and Lightbulb in front of the Eiffel Tower; Baseball, Salt, and Pepper at the Niagara Falls; Paintbrush in front of the Leaning Tower of Pisa; Nickel and Apple in front of the Grand Canyon; Paper and Marshmallow on Easter Island, with MePhone4S hiding in the background; Bow licking Stonehenge; MePhone4 at Area 51; Fan and Baseball on the Chinese Wall; and finally Balloon alone in the cage on Idiotic Island.) | |
MePhone4 | Yeah, well, whatever. It's time for a double elimination! Two people will be going home, as I said earlier. But which two? Let's find out! |
("Elimination Time!" plays.) | |
MePhone4 | The two contestants with the most votes will be eliminated. |
Apple | Oh my gosh! I hope it's Paintbrush! |
Paintbrush | You brat! I wish Santa took you with him! |
Apple | Hey! |
MePhone4 | Be quiet! Anyway, viewers, there was some confusion. When I said that two contestants were going to be eliminated, the viewers voted for two contestants, but I only wanted you to vote for one contestant, with the top two vote getters getting eliminated. So because of that, the contestant you listed first will be counted as your vote. |
Marshmallow | Uh, okay then. |
Paper | Yay! So, do we get drinks too? |
MePhone4 | No, so let's get started. 364 viewers voted. Bow and Bomb won immunity, so they automatically are safe. |
(MePhone4 throws straws to Bow and Bomb. Bomb explodes when his straw hits him. His platform hits Bow, who falls off her own platform.) | |
MePhone4 | Marshmallow was the only person to get less than 10 votes, so she is still in this! (throws a straw to Marshmallow) |
Marshmallow | Yay! |
MePhone4 | Pickle and OJ got 24 and 29 votes respectively, and get bendy straws. (throws straws to them) Taco, even though you are annoying as hell, you managed to be safe, with only 35 votes. |
Taco | SOUR CREAM! |
Apple | (receives a straw) Yes! |
MePhone4 | Paper, Paintbrush, Salt, only one of you will be safe. The other two will be eliminated. |
Paper | I hope it isn't me. (turns evil) It better not be, or else! (turns back to normal) I mean, I really love everyone here. (turns evil) They could all eat my nub! (turns back to normal) Yeah. |
MePhone4 | Salt, you got 92 votes! You are e-li-min-ated! |
Salt | Oh my god, no! |
MePhone4 | Now, the next person is eliminated is Paaaa- (Paper and Paintbrush stare in distress.) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaintbrush! |
Paper | Yay! |
Paintbrush | No! |
MePhone4 | So Salt and Paintbrush are out of here! |
Paintbrush | Oh no, how could this happen?! I can't believe it! |
Marshmallow | Paintbrush doesn't deserve this! He's great! |
Apple | Don't you mean, she's great? |
Marshmallow | Uh, I don't know. |
Apple | Paintbrush, what are you anyway? |
Paintbrush | Are you serious? I'm obviously a- |
(Both Paintbrush and Salt get dropped off their platforms. As Salt falls, she sees something below.) | |
Salt | Pepper! |
Pepper | Salty Salt! |
(They reunite in slow motion, with "Chariots of Fire" playing in the background. Eventually, Salt crashes into Pepper and they both hit the ground with a clatter.) | |
(Elsewhere, MePhone4 is talking to the remaining contestants.) | |
MePhone4 | With those two gone, you are the final eight, and we have reached the official halfway mark! In honor of this, there are no more teams. Team Epic and Team Chickenleg, you are gone, and now, all contestants will compete as individuals. |
OJ | Oh no, are you serious?! |
MePhone4 | Do I look like I'm kidding to you? (makes a weird face as a scream is heard) |
Pickle | Yay, we did it! Alliance! Finally! |
OJ | Forget the alliance. I quit! |
Pickle | What? Why?! |
OJ | I can't stand to work with Bomb. |
Bomb | (stuttering) Hey, OJ! |
OJ | Don't play dumb! You betrayed our friendship last episode. You killed me just so you could win the challenge. You know, despite other thoughts, I've accepted you for who you are, and you just stabbed me in the back! |
Bomb | (stuttering) I- |
OJ | I don't wanna hear it. I'm making a new alliance. |
Paper | New... alliance? Can I join? |
OJ | You know what? Yeah. We're an alliance now. Without Bomb. |
Marshmallow | Oh no! I'm alone. |
Bow | You're not alone! We can be friends! |
Marshmallow | So, we're forming an alliance? |
Bow | Okay, I have no idea what an appliance is. So let's just be friends. |
Marshmallow | Uh, sure, whatever. (Bow grins widely.) |
MePhone4 | Yeah, yeah. So now, back to me! The next challenge is an under the sea contest! |
OJ | Oh no. I'm not a big fan of swimming- |
MePhone4 | And I'm not a big fan of getting interrupted. (pulls out a coin) See this golden coin? |
Pickle | It's beautiful! |
MePhone4 | Well... (throws the coin into the water) |
Pickle | No! My beautiful coin! |
Paper | But how are we going to breathe? (MePhone4 puts on a swimming mask. There is a pile of masks behind him.) We have to swim a long way down there. |
MePhone4 | Well, that's what these masks are for. And they are wirelessly connected to this tub of oxygen. |
Paper | But wait! How is oxygen wirelessly sent to- |
MePhone4 | Shut up! Anyway, this contest will not end until that coin is back here. Go! |
Pickle | Taco, grab a mask! |
Taco | 'Kay, 'kay. (puts on a mask) |
Pickle | Well, how are you going to swim? You don't even have arms. |
Taco | Um, yeah I do. (A pair of arms emerge from her shell.) |
Pickle | Oh my god! You- You have arms and- and you're talking fluent English! And you're- |
Taco | SOUR CREAM! |
Pickle | Oh, there it goes. |
(Paper and OJ are standing by the edge of the water.) | |
Paper | I can't go in there, I'll get soggy. |
OJ | And I can't swim. Paper, how are we gonna get the treasure without getting wet? |
Paper | We'll use a boat! (takes out a boat and throws it into the water) |
OJ | Where did you get that? |
Paper | Wal-Mart. Everyone shops there now. |
(Cut to Bow and Marshmallow, who are already underwater wearing masks.) | |
Bow | Come on, Marshmallow! Let's go win the contest! |
Marshmallow | Alright! Let's go, Bow! |
(Apple swims up to them.) | |
Apple | Hey, Marshmallow! Where do you think you're going?! |
Marshmallow | To find the treasure, remember? |
Apple | Yeah, well, we'll see about that! (pulls out a Wal-Mart rewards card) |
Marshmallow | M-my Wal-Mart card! Where did you get that? |
Apple | Marshmallow, you've done a lot of mean things, but... the Santa thing just crossed the line! (rips the card in half) |
Marshmallow | You... You monster! |
(Apple swims away, but then encounters a shark.) | |
Apple | Oh no, it's a shark! |
MePhone4 | Oh yeah, there are sharks! |
Bow | Get out of here, you idiot! (She throws a chair at the shark. However, it is undeterred and growls.) Oh. |
(The shark eats Bow. Cut to Paper and OJ in their boat.) | |
Paper | OJ, you seem upset. What's going on? |
OJ | Well, it's just that Bomb has been really selfish lately. He really betrayed me last episode. |
Paper | I know how you feel. Remember Knife, episode two? (puts his arm around OJ) |
OJ | Yeah. |
Paper | Us allies gotta stick together! (OJ smiles.) I'm here for ya! |
OJ | Thanks! You're really nice, Paper. It's such a shame you ever went to Idiotic Island. |
Paper | Idiotic Island? |
(Paper has a flashback to his time on Idiotic Island, then turns into Evil Paper.) | |
Evil Paper | Get the hell out of my boat! |
(Evil Paper throws OJ into the water, then turns back to normal.) | |
Paper | Huh? What... happened? OJ! Where are you?! |
(Cut to Marshmallow, who has encountered the shark that ate Bow.) | |
Marshmallow | N-nice shark... Please don't eat me... |
Apple | Ew! You? I'm way more delicious than that disgusting Marshmallow! (The shark eats her.) |
Marshmallow | Yes! Apple's finally gone! (sees that the coin is right under the shark) But... that coin is gonna be tricky. |
(Cut to Pickle and Taco.) | |
Pickle | (imitating a pirate) Aye-aye, matey! The treasure! |
Taco | Yeah, I know we compete on I.I., you idiot. |
Pickle | Um, it was a pirate reference? |
Taco | Your face is a pirate reference! (spits a lemon at Pickle's eye) |
Pickle | Ow! Now I can't use my right eye! |
Taco | Maybe you need an eye patch now! (laughs) |
(Cut to Paper and OJ. OJ is back in the boat, but is now filled with water instead of orange juice. He is glaring at Paper.) | |
Paper | Sorry about before, OJ. I don't know what's going on with me. |
OJ | Between you and Bomb, (coughs) I feel like I'm in a mental hospital. But whatever. We really need to win this challenge, so let's do this. |
Paper | Okay! |
(Paper takes out a fishing rod. Under the water, the shark that was menacing Marshmallow bites the hook. Paper starts to reel it in.) | |
Marshmallow | Yes! Now I can finally get that treasure! (swims away) |
(Cut to Paper and OJ. Paper continues to reel in his catch.) | |
Paper | Wow, this coin is... really heavy. That's odd. |
(Paper finishes reeling in the shark, which lands on the boat, sinking it. Marshmallow grabs the coin and gets out of the water. Both Paper and OJ are now in the water.) | |
Paper | Just swim, OJ! |
OJ | I can't. (coughs) I'm too weak. Too diluted. It's up to you... (sinks) |
Paper | No! Win for us, OJ! |
Marshmallow | Yes! I'm gonna win! |
Evil Paper | Oh no you're not! (pulls out his fishing rod and hooks Marshmallow |
Marshmallow | Huh? (screams as she gets reeled back) |
(After Marshmallow has been reeled back into the water, Evil Paper wades to the shore and grabs the coin.) | |
Evil Paper | Hasta la vista! I win! |
MePhone4 | Well, you win immunity! Okay then, viewers. Vote for either Marshmallow, Bomb, Bow, Pickle, OJ, Taco, or Apple! The contestant with the most votes will be eliminated! |
(Voting Ends March 8th, 2012! Vote by commenting on this video!) | |
Paper | (turns back to normal) Huh? What... happened? |
(Credits.) |
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